Type-o-graphic Error

Now before I say anything else I just have to say this. HP you guys are criminals.

No pun Intended

Yes I said it. if a HP representative ever reads this post, NOTE THIS. If you sell HP laptops or you are affiliated with them in any way, by friendship, marriage or you have a HP child please tell them. I see no reason why I will buy a HP laptop from a legitimate HP sauce (no pun intended) and have HP send me a message saying I should buy another charger because my charger is not efficient enough. SHUO!!!  In fact you people deserve a HI-five in the face for that. Nonsense!

Thank you for attending my anger management nonsense for today. That will be all.

Now for the post…

A wise man once told me..

What you see isn’t always what you get, sometimes it is more, most times less

How I wish that story were true, it crawled into my mind sometime between 12 and 1am last night. All the wise men I know want me to get a life, like I don’t know that already. Funny how wise men package information you already know into  a very palatable form and feed it to you (but I digress) all in a bid to make it make sense. Anyways, enough with the randoms and on with the post…

Now if you have read any of my posts, you will get to understand that really, there is something wrong somewhere with me. My post titles usually have little or nothing to do with the actual content of my post. Reason? I think in a very different language from what I speak or write so blame it on “interference”. That aside let me share my new word of the week/month

Typeographic Error:  taɪpəˈɡræfɪk ˈerə(r)/ : this occurs when one tries to match a person to a mental impression or image of their desired mate.

Need I say more?

I have been called many names in my short life but weird happens to be the most frequent. Why? The main issues seems to be my inability to act in ways people want me to. By people I really mean women. We start out all well and good but along the way I begin to act weird, really weird according to some people. Although they may have a point, I have an excuse to back it up.

  1. Most times it is because I am not just that into them. Yeah, from the beginning no matter how hard I try to mix and match we just don’t blend.
  2. the other times it is because along the way, I get a typeographic error when I try to load them in my memory. Yeah we start out all well and good and then along the way things just start turning weird.

Now you will ask, why can’t I just be friends with you? Answer: It is a well-known fact that anyone (male or female) will ditch everyone if they meet a potential mate. It is also a well-known fact that thanks to Eve, Cleopatra, Jezebel and Margaret Thatcher, every woman wants to be treated like a princess by every man she meets. Now I have no problems with that, yes I can treat you like a princess. However if I am dead sure I am neither your prince or your frog-in-waiting, I log out. Yes I might mess around sometimes with no intentions of being serious, but most times I am very serious up till I get an error. Call it an excuse if you want, it is the truth, at least I won’t lie an act the part till I get some, I just log out (now this applies to potential friends and potential mates).

While that may seem weird or odd, there are people I see as friends that I am really sweet to (no strings attached), all they need do is call or buzz and I am there in an instant. There are people I see as family that don’t even have to call. But then if you are not my wife to be or my daughter and you are not in any of the previously stated categories (friend or family; yes they know themselves), then prepare for some extreme weirdness from me.

Oh yes the weirdness is caused by the constant buzzing in my head due to the incessant error messages I get. It’s not your fault, it is mine.

Rather Random: There is a movie called “He is not just (thanks dbrizio) that into you”. I wonder if they will ever make a movie with my blog title as the name (no not a Nollywood movie, Jeff Amata, take note!!!)

Regards,

Single Nigerian Man

Disclaimer: I do not require psychiatric help. Thank you. No dbrizio I most definitely don’t.

Having made amends to this post to at least make sense to other eyes than mine. I will rest my hands.

Editor needed please

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2 thoughts on “Type-o-graphic Error”

  1. Errr….. One or two grammatical errors, bt I won’t dwell on dat, dats not why I’m here (or is it)

    The movie too is titled “He’s JUST not dat into you”.

    Seems u wrote dis piece while angry or why else would you so blatantly contradict yourself. You make a statement and………I just couldn’t follow ur thought process.

    As a footnote, u may indeed need psych evaluation

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