Life wasn’t always this weird. I mean, I had everything sorted out, meet a tall handsome man and just marry. I was simple, no complications and life couldn’t be any better.
Then the computer age began, thus the rise of geeks and sapiophilia began.
Computer Programming, humans writing symbols, codes and creating virtual realities. Oh wow!
Abbreviations like MSc, PhD, LLM, MBA, Mtech, MEng are now panty droppers or worse, he says he is a Pilot and you just start taking of your clothes. LOL!!
What is Sapiophilia? Simple. Sexual attraction to Intelligence.
Like we are not in enough trouble, it’s bad enough, I am watching Spartacus and screaming like a banshee, cos of all the hot bods, or drooling when I see David Beckham or any shirtless hot man
But now I have to deal with intelligence as well?! Sheeeeet!
When I first heard of the words sapiosexuality, I thought it was a ridiculous notion.
So he knows the name of every American President’s wife, can tell you the history of Nigeria; how Lord Lugard’s Mistress named this “great country” of ours, he can recite the entire periodic table, He is google in Human form……Big whoop abi? WRONG!
There is nothing worse than an intelligent man. However, a good looking intelligent man is a bonus. If he can speak more than one Language, it is finished cos you just know he has a flexible tongue.
The other day I was talking to a friend and she going on about some man she met; Tall, yummy (the Package) he attended some world class Business School and speaks English, French, Spanish and Igbo fluently, and how she just turns into a puddle of herself when he is around and I am flipping out in my mind. WTH!!! Not you toooo!!!!!
WE ARE DOOMED! *pulling hair*
GADDAMNIT! Its an epidemic, I beg u Women; FLEE from these men! It is no joke oh!
Now I would rather watch ‘Quest means Business’ or ‘Piers Morgan LIVE’ than ‘The Soup with Joel McHale’ on E!! (Or is it the British thing?!)
(Sidenote, I also watch Amanpour)
Its an Epidemic! Sapiophilia is REAL!!
That’s why a Show like ‘The Big Bang theory’ is now one of the funniest comedies right now,
There are more than 450 adaptations of Sherlock Holmes in books,movies and TV
Shows like SUITS just makes you hot and bothered,minus the well dressed delicious men and women, its all that LEGAL gibberrish. HOT!
Harvey Specter; The Best closer in New York. PLEASE OPEN ME!
Mike and his eidetic memory… Hot!Hot!Hot!
Who remembers how weirdly attractive. We found ‘Alan Shore (BostonLegal) and Theodore Bagwell (Prison Break)
*drinks chilled coke*
The Geeks have risen and they are not backing down. I was having a conversation with a full blown NERD the other day and by having a conversation, I was just staring at his mouth move, while he rattled on and on, jumping from one topic to another and I just wanted to sit on his face, so he could recite Nigeria’s states and capitals backwards, like he claimed he could… *aherm*
And I know he can….oh Yes he can
This is a warning!
Sapiosexuality is REAL and dangerous. Mind stimulation is the greatest turn-on.
You’ll just realise you really don’t have ‘a type’ and you are reading books just to keep up with his ‘massive’ intellect.
You know that saying ‘I want to pick your brains’
Well it just became very sexual
Remember Biology….the central nervous system, Autonomic Nervous systems, Chemical Synapses?
Your Brain is where it all goes down, then travels down your spine and sends ‘messages’ to every nerve ending in your body! (Neurons, synapses responding to stimuli)
YUP! They are on to us. They are no longer shy and antisocial. The winner takes all,
Cos like I always say, it’s all in the mind
Pretty boys are an added advantage, Hot body….. JACKPOT!
The weirdest and most disturbing thing about sexual attraction to a Geek, Nerd or Dork is… At first glance, they look normal, unattractive even and if you saw this same person on the street, you wouldn’t even give him a second glance.
With his weird sense of fashion and probably his geek rims, they know this, so you know what they do, they proceed to have a conversation with you
NOTE: When I say Geek, Nerd, Dork. I am not talking about just vast knowledge of Video games, comics and Pop culture, I am talking Philosophy, Anatomy, Geography, Politics, History. The Proper book worm.
As soon as he opens his mouth,your brain instructs you to start Kegel exercises in that instant! Because this Dork is getting lucky and you don’t even know it yet. CHECKMATE!
Mind Stimulation!! Women! Its all in the mind!
Pray to God in Heaven, you do not encounter one. Ahh! Oh yeah..Have an awesome hump day….
*Scarlet needs to jump in the shower*